playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

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tripple play

when u have vaginal sex with a woman. then eat her vagina. then finger it. in any order

i gave her a tripple play last night!! she went crazy!!

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No Pause No Play

No Pause, No Play is said after saying something sexual or “sus/gay.” It means if we don’t pause then we aren’t playing

“I wanna suck some mad dick rn”
“Ayo pause?”
“No pause no play you know what they say”

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play out

To make something happen

The whole thing is about to play out.

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Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

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park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

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dirty play

The act of cutting open your ballsacks and placing the testicles in a bag and smashing it into someone else's lower groin area.

Jinkies I fucking hate Sicheng! I'm going to perform a dirty play on him!

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