A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume
Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato
One who sits at a desk all day but doesn't get much work done, usually because of personal web surfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. In the workplace it differs from desk jockey in that although one's primary means of employment involves a desk, little work gets done.
Jim has become a real desk potato; between mahjong and minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace.
drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato
"I just potato-shopped you sucker"
1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes
Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.
An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.
soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with