How To Fist Pump

STEP 1: Make a fist.

STEP 2: Pump it.

Person: Makes a fist, pumps it.

And that's How To Fist Pump.

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G.I.P. (Get It Pumped)

A term used when pointing out to one's peers that it would be in their best interests to have sexual intercourse with a specified individual.

''Here Jazz, that burd you are with is well nice, G.I.P. (Get It Pumped)!!''

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stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

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Pumped Up Kicks

A song by Foster the People.

I want to hug it.

"♩All the other kids with the...♫"

"AAGGHHH! PUMPED UP KICKS! I WANT TO HUG IT!"

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self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

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2 Pump Shakur

When having sex, not lasting longer than 5 minutes.

I was banging this girl and I 2 Pump Shakured in like 2 minutes...It was terrible to say the least.

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Get It Pumped

Get It Pumped is not a slang term that has anything at all to do with sexual intercourse. Get It Pumped basically means to put something on (i.e. music, a game etc.) and can apply to a lot of things.

You find your Queen cd at a party

"Get It Pumped!"

While channel hopping you see Forrest Gump

"Get It Pumped!"

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