Putting my stiletto down

A woman's way of saying to her man: "I'm putting my foot down." Making deMANds - demands from the man

"He said tonight is a boy's night, AGAIN! ... but I am putting my stiletto down!"

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i put the 'impin in the pimpin

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

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Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.

Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

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put you in a barrel

a missing person found chopped up in a barrel, found washed up in a parks sewer.

"dont make me put you in a barrel"
"hide you in a barrel"
"get in the barrel"

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put you down the street

To shoot somebody with a powerful gun

If you dont stop fuckin with me I'm gonna get my 357 and im gonna put you down the street baser

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Put on Her Dash

A phrase used to describe an insanely hot person. Etymological history comes from the following exchange: If a person is incredibly good looking, they are "mind boggling". If the person is "mind boggling", then by seeing her your "head is boggled". If your "head is boggled", then you are essentially a "bobble head". If you are a "bobble head", the person of affection can then "put you on her dash" for decoration.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Person 2: Yeah she was so hot!
Person 1: No doubt! She put me on her dash...

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put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

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