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Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .
Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.
Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.
When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.