retarded duck

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

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semi-retarded

1. When someone is barely retarded but does something really weird and stupid, he is semi-retarded.
2. When someone is completely right with their opinion, but only you disagree, so you consider him semi-retarded.

That one guy Michael, he is semi-retarded for thinking pee is stored in the balls!

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bird retard

someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community

person 1- Alex is such a bird retard

person 2- fax

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Physically Retarded

A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.

"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"

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technological retardation

Technological Retardation occurs when one becomes so intrigued by and reliant on technology such as cell phones or the internet (facebook) that the outside world becomes defunct. A person who had become technologically retarded would:
* Rather text on their phone than have a genuine conversation.
* End a relationship with a text or email instead of in person like a respectfull human being.
* Misspell common words like "your" (ur) or "what"
(wut-wat) in important situations (such as on a job application) making themselves look like a moron.
* Send you a text message while within an audible distance or line of sight

You cant even take your attention away from that cell phone long enough to comprehend what im saying, and you sent me an email to me asking if i would "give you the remote"... technological retardation

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retarded bigot

A person who is dumb and generally hostile towards people who speak a different language than english and/or are not white or from Kingston Ontario.

Don Cherry is a retarded bigot..

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Retard-a-con

An extremely stupid transformer. Used in Robot Chicken.

"What a Retard-a-con"

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