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A asswipe that's an Asshole to all of his friends and kicks a miget's ass named victor
Is an Asshole that beats a miget named Victor HE IS A DICK
The aftermath of getting your ass eaten out by a black man
Just the other day Tyrone gave me a stanky Richard
Richard Harris is the living example of hair receding and the creation of a "5 head" or an extended bald brow I.e slap head
Richard Harris has an immense forehead
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An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve
When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.
Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley
I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley
When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley
People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys
asking a girl to give you a blowjob a week into a serious relationship.
He just Richarded me on the dm's yesterday and his dick is small.