when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
The Specific water in the Mississippi River
I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs
A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
Person 1: Free Palestine! :3
Person 2: From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
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The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
The original name of River Pig pub based in Portland Oregon. They had to change the name because it would not appeal to a wide audience; hence the name River Pig.
Bro 1: Bro, wanna go take pickle back shots at river bro?
Bro 2: Bro I hear it’s called RiverPig now.
Bro 1: I don’t care bro, I just need some whiskey and bitches right now.