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When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.
Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.
A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
Put a bird on it.
Two bananas.
Marionberry pancakes.
What about men.
Money for beer.
Cancel it!
Did we ever decide what A O River means?
Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat
"i gave him a snowy river last night"