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The description of someone's freakishly long toes.
He has such salad toes, I bet he can use chopsticks with them!
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Peeing in somebody's butt, then eating it out.
I wanted some coke, so I gave him a golden salad
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Freak salad is similar to tossing the salad which is eating the rectal cavity, but is an elaboration on it. For instance, in addition to to the use of jelly or syrup one would also employ the use of raw bacon, bologna and often mini gherkins.
When using raw bacon, beware of trichinosis
Prison dude #1: Hey, I just got off my shift in the kitchen.
Prison dude #2: Sweet! You wanna toss my salad freak style?
Prison dude #1: Yeah, I down with the freak salad, just let me crack out these gherkins.
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When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?
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It's a cluten free salad for so called vegetarians who eat eggs.
She claims to be a gluten free vegetarian but she eats eggs. The other day I saw her order a Robb Salad.
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When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.
Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!
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A salad of any variety with chunks of hotdogs thrown in there. Ususally, it is a meal of desparate proportions.
When a hungry Kelly realized the fridge was empty, she improvised, preparing a delicious hotdog salad. What kind of dressing did she use, you might ask? Ranch.
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