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A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.
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When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.
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two players give each other challenges that must be completed in 7 seconds or under. the loser usually has to do something they don't wanna do. popular on YouTube
"hey let's do the seven second challege!" "yeah bro sounds chill" the seven second challenge is a two player game making one player give a challenge to the other having to be completed in seven seconds or less.
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The Ten Second Warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. It's like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra hassle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
"Hmm, I'm suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. My stomach doesn't feel so good, and-- oh crap, it's The Ten Second Warning! Find a toilet!"
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What happened when Barack Obama was elected twice in America from 2008 to 2012. Between Obama's era, the Cajun population of Louisiana state in the USA experienced a horrific, massive (accidental) demographic collapse.
(People of Cajun decent lost their homes due to Obama's policies and also experienced high infant mortality rates (even higher than the Amish) - both due to poverty, and many Cajun people (mostly young men without a future) committed suicide. An event that occurred between 2008-2018 that almost went completely unnoticed to most Americans and the rest of the world.)
Unfortunately, these people were mostly of French and Basque ancestry. (ancestry that is actually very rare in the USA)
There are often more Cajun women today than there are Cajun men, because many of their men killed themselves because of economic devastation.
It is very sad that the Cajun population in the USA is dying and may never even see another generation. Barack Obama is responsible for the Second Cajun genocide. Most Cajun people are so poor that they can't even afford to have children, either. Or even think about raising big families like the past. (It's sad, but the Cajun ethnicity will soon become extinct.)
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A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.
A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!
Man 2: You and me both!
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Going back for a second plate of food after the first one
I'm still so hunry, I'm going back for seconds
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