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An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers
something that occurs when you are very startled, which involved bricks being shatted
When you see it, you will shit bricks.
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Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.
Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
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A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.
Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.
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similar to the always appreciated "dick pic," a shit pic involves the sending of pictures of your poop to others, friends or otherwise, over text or (most preferably) snap chat. most often sent when the shit is still in the toilet, before you have flushed.
shit pics are especially warranted if your shit is impressive in some way, for instance particularly long or distinctively shaped.
"I sent you a shit pic last night, so now it's your turn, baby"
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The series of rank farts leading up to a huge shit, much like the tremors leading up to the eruption of a volcano.
Guy1: Dude, that smells horrible. What did you eat, this has been going on for a few hours.
Guy2: I feel like I'm going to erupt
Guy1: Oh, you must have shit tremors
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A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.
"Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory"
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