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When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.
Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?
A gay sex act which involves but is not limited to entering a shower, bathtub, or sauna for the purpose of contracting multiple sexually transmitted infections such as gonorrhea, herpes, and genital warts. Quite often bubble bath or conditioner is used as lubrication to penetrate the anus. This often leaves both participants feeling dirtier than when they entered.
Jole: Did you hear that Bret gave Frank a bumpy shower?
Matt: Yea man, I heard they're both burnin now
or
Jole: I've been farting bubbles all day man what happened last night?
Matt: You don't remember? We took a bumpy shower.
hair that looks like you took a shower but in reality is actually just grease or oil buildup in your hair due to not taking frequent showers.
A: Did you take a shower before coming to school?
B: Um no why?
A: No reason... *looks at hair with disgust* *shivers*
B: Whatttttt
A: It looks like you took an oil shower. Go wash your hair b.
1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.
I bought shower chocolate again.
Greg, you fucking idiot.
The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering
Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower