You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.
When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.
When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.
Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.
An openly gay single guy, that hosts brunches for his straight "friends" making them feel rather uncomfortable.
Derek is the neighborhood nittle spoon.