the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive.
Dude we got badass richard drunk.
Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.
"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
A beautiful human, but a very pessimistic person who only dresses in black and loves billie eilish, can be a cunt but you can’t resist him
“I saw this mysterious man dressed in black listening to billie and now I’m in love!” Said girl 1 “oh that must be mark richards” said girl 2
A Person who is very honest and doesn't lie in a situation
That guys such a Richard Morales. What a pal
When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.