A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.
Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*
Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while
Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.
Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.
Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.
Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!
Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!
He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.
Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst
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Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!
Sucking Teabags
When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.
I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party
When you and ur “CrewMate” are in “MedBay” and u and her or he are having a SUSSY sucking festival but both of u r the only ones who “bought” tickets
WAnnA SUSSY SuCk
JASON! >:( IM UR MOTHER
StIlL ;)