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When a female speaks and you want to just slap her across the face with your massive cock because she's so stupid.
Female: "Wait... the Earth is the center of the universe right?"
Man:"CODE 12!!!!"
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A guy who jacks off two guys at once.
That gay guy is in the middle doing a Blue Bar Code on two of his lovers till they both climax
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This is when having sex with a woman on her period, after a little while pull out and titty fuck her leaving a large red spot on her breasts and stomach.
Coined in honor of the lead singer of Barakus.
she didn't tell me it was that time of the month beforehand so i gave her a code red last night...
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A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.
Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.
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One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.
I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.
Girl code #60
Never date a man named Chad or Brad. It’s not good for the soul. Chad and Brad a the unlimited fuck boys.NEVER DATE a sufer Chad
Bro, your breaking girl code #66
Well known in a local area but not beyond. A little bit famous.
As a child, he dreamed of being greatnum great, but as time went on, he realized the best he could hope for was being zip code famous.