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Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.
GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!
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What to say to an AZN whos tryin to be all "black in ya face!"
Disclaimer: Asians only please...
AZN: sup, my nIgaZZ
YOU: Does yellow look black to you?
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(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.
Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
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IF I GUY EVER SAYS THIS TO YOU, YOU BETTER DUMP HIS ASS. HE SHOULD BE CALLIN YOU BEAUTIFUL EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY
boyfriend :"you dont look that bad"
girlfriend: "i cant believe you just said that. we are over!"
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"You got me looking for attentioooon, you got me looking for attention"
A song lyric, coming from one of the popular songs "Attention" by New Jeans.
The line was sang by Kang Haerin, mostly known as just Haerin.
Person 1: "You got me looking for attention"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No, it's a song by NewJeans, why would I ever think that?"
"Oh."
when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*