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wet cracker

A person who is half mexican (wetback) and half white (cracker).

Bobby Sue Hernandez is a total wet cracker. WHY? Because her mom's a cracker and her daddy's a wetback!

by Molly and James April 26, 2007

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Christmas cracker

When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.

1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.

by Muchos Gaseous August 29, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker black

A cracker who things he is black!

Look at that fucken cracker black. Someone needs to kick his ass!

by Daniela June 16, 2006

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nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.

How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!

by Dr. Bubba August 26, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chinese Cracker

A person who tries to roast others on online games that have mint green hair and is very white with freckles.

Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.

Oh my gosh they are such a Chinese Cracker

by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


schrodinger's cracker

Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.

Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"

Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."

by boopboppity March 9, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.

Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.

by hahanahman August 12, 2020

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