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S-story
A story about s*x to make u horny
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Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
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A military prank you send privates to find this form, looks like balls when written properly.
"Hey Boot I need your B411's"
"Don't think I have them Sergeant"
"Really they should be attached to the bottom of your pen15"
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Gabo is a facinating creature. He is the type of guy to take a selfie, feel cute, and then say he might delete it later. He is very charming. But most importantly he will fuck your dog.
Gabriel S. fucked my dog yesterday
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when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.
Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket
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Holy shit is used as an exclamation to emphasize (1) utter bewilderment, (2) excitement, or (3) disgust. When used as an independent statement it is used to describe a situation metaphorically as (4) a perfect (holy) shit storm, meaning that a person would have difficulty imagining a way to design a worse circumstance than what has just occurred.
Example 1: "Holy s***! How did that person manage to propel their car onto the roof of that house?"
Example 2: "Holy s***! I can't believe my friends is traveling across the country to visit me!"
Example 3: "Holy S***! This is the worst possible time for my car to break down!"
Example 4: Imagine your car breaking down on a rainy morning before work causing you to use up your last warning leading to the loss of your job. This is the same day that you expected to propose or be proposed to by a person that you are deeply in love with only to find out that they want out of the relationship. They were your ride to your location since your car broke down and now you need space and don't want a ride from them anymore but there is no public transportation available from where you are. So now you are sitting on the curb outside recalling the horrible day outside the establishment where your heart and dreams were crushed. A random jerk drives by splashing you with the cold water left in the gutter from the rain earlier that day. *internal snap* "Holy s***!"
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A cult of mentally fragile black women who are koons and have a deep hatred for the black community. Especially black men
Noircel(s): OmG I hAtE BlAcK MeN tHeY NeEd tO GeT LyNcHeD, ThEyRe BuLlEt BaGs
Black guy 1: Who hurt you?
Black guy 2: Dw shes a noircel so she hates black men as a result of her delusions and generalisations. She's the black version of a white supremacist, just more pathetic
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a disabled kid with a fake gf and fake friends and are only his friend because hes disabled.
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