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A male who in desperation or drunk will seek out a fat chick to take home and rescue her from being a virgin. Also so he can get laid to fill that void.
Aaron: Hey Josh, I heard you took Amy home last night?
Josh: Yea?
Aaron: Dude she looks and weights much as a beach whale!
Josh: So?
Aaron:When did you get your membership for the BWRT(Beach Whale Rescue Team)
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bringing a girl to orgasm so hard and fast she moans like a whale out of painful pleasure
she was down on all fours going off like a whale.
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An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.
- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."
Brenda's (dill pickle) spirit animal. Every time one dies, Brenda feels it in her stomach.
"Yo Dill Pickle, you aight?"
"Nah my stomach is full of plastic because a North Atlantic right whale ate some coca cola bottles. Like bitch, it ain't plankton..... STOP!"
"Cya Dilly."
"Bye bitch <3"
The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
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N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.
Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
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When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.
Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.
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