faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

Online Based Relationship

An OBR (Online Based Relationship) is a relationship between two people who confess their love for each other online, but never talk in real life.

Frank has to get on myspace, every night to see if he's still on Sarah's top 8, that's how he tends to his Online Based Relationship.

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based and normal pilled

Your unpleasant truth of reality is faked and you have to take normal pills.
"Normal pills" Is a meme that is about Dream who is a popular Minecraft YouTuber. He made a song called "Masked" and in the music video, he took Normal pills. CRINGE!

Based Legend: Hey, are you a dream stan?
Cringebaby: Yeah!
Based Legend: based and normal pilled

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808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.

Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.

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desi third base

going to an indian restaurant for chai or lassi, preferably as inexpensive as possible

O dude, Swasti and I reached desi third base last night! I took her to Bombay Talk and we had a magically masaledar time!

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desi first base

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

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Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.

I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.

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