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When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.
Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.
Daniel Buttons are very hot and love to be around people. Daniel are the class clown at school and very athletic. Daniel’s make funny jokes and when you have a daniel as a best friend you are very lucky. Daniel’s love playing football and makes friends easily. Daniel’s get into trouble at school because they do stupid things and say something stupid. Daniel’s make the class feel fun and when he is out people wish they were there.
Wow! Daniel Button is so good at football. I wish I could date him.
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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that stop at the back of your tongue that activated the gag reflex (if you have one)
gir1: how do i stop myself from gagging when i give a bj!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!