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American Jews

The 6 million (out of 300 million) Americans who

1) own and operate 65-75% of U.S. media. Not conspiracy, check the facts.

2) generally infiltrate every area or field where high levels of education are needed and/or high salaries are paid.

3) are the most fascinated by WASPs and secretly wish they could be them. New money and lack of humility doesn't cut it, though.

4) empathize and sympathize with racial minorities and support their causes/politics but wouldn't be caught dead living next to one. (Though they do hire them as domestic help)

5) often use their "victimhood" or "persecution" as manipulative mechanisms to get what they want β€” while most of them earn six-figure salaries and live in the wealthiest areas of the US.

6) would be highly offended by these highly accurate descriptions and would, of course, point at me and call me an anti-Semite.

"Nearly everything in America today β€” politics, media, health, academia, business, entertainment, finance, foreign relations β€” are cultivated by, owned by, or influenced by American Jews. Is this merely based on merit or is it ethnocentric and cultural manipulation? You decide."

by vanderblick January 19, 2010

42πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Sneaky Jew

Used to describe someone being suspicious or doing something without you knowing if they’re Jewish or not.

If your friend comes up to you without you knowing you can call them a Sneaky Jew.

by Mr Bean’s grandmother May 10, 2021

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.

Dude, Greek Goddess, you are such a mermaid jew.

by le josh January 14, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jew-Pack

(verb) - To contribute the smallest amount of ganja possible to meet the minimum requirements in matching; thus inferring that said pothead 'is being a Jew'.

"Wow, Mike, way to Jew-Pack on 5 heads. You're an asshole."

by eravulgaris716 October 17, 2008

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


overconfident jew

jews that seem to think they are far better at anything and everything they can be, like having more money or a better set of golf clubs. and if they dont have more money than of course their money is better than your money.

That overconfident jew thinks he's better at tennis but really he blows cock.

by Dmarsh10 June 10, 2008

19πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Jew College

A type of college that teaches people about economics and how to become a banker.

"You could go to Jew College, but if your not careful your nose might get bigger"

by hmmmm? Whaaa? August 30, 2008

18πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Jew Baby

The act of being the offspring of a Jew

1)Mr Bavli is a Jew Baby,

2)Have you heard about The Goldsteins New jew Baby.

3) The jew baby has a decent future.

by micmack February 13, 2009

72πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž