Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

Max Rowan

A cool guy who’s great at games and is an overall bad man

OMG Max Rowan defo fucked that thick chick

Max 2

Vibrator Sex Toy

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.

slutting to the max

When no stone is left unturned to become slutty.

Geez she's "slutting to the max"!

Eg: Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan

Max Cronin

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.

Max Cronin likes computers.

Max Cronin

Doesn't wear sunglasses. He likes Minecraft. LOVES CATS. Likes computers.

Max Cronin likes computers.

Max Maier

It's a joke you make with Germans

-"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"

Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"