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much like overactive bladder exept instead of having to pee 30 times a day your mother calls you 30 times a day
mother: HOW ARE YOU??? I havent spoken to you in so long! do you need me to come over there and make you soup?
you:... I'm fine and you called me five minutes ago!
mother: oh well allot can happen in five minutes!oh yes I forgot the soup
you: its fine I really dont need soup for any reason
mother: everyone needs soup! aspecially my baby!
room mate: dude, your mom has a classic case of overactive mother syndrome.
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when you have to take a crap or pee really bad
Hold on, mother nature is calling.
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a tough guy,someone to be respected and feared
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Originally "word to the mother." Used by African Americans as a salutation. It means "Give due respect to the motherland from which we came." Can be used in the same context as "Keep it real." or, also, can be used to literally express respect to the motherland and African-American customs and traditions.
Man 1: I'll be seeing you man. Keep it real.
Man 2: Word to the mother.
Man 1: Word.
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What your father will innevitably say when you beg for something, especially since your mother is the one that will most certainly say no.
Son: Ho, Dad, can I take the car for bit? I'm gonna hang around town with some friends, we need a ride.
Father: Ask your mother.
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One who has sexcual intercourse with ones own mother in law.
My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!
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A boot bitch who cares only about school marks and hits children with her broomstick when she's not impressed
Person 1: why was your mom so angry at you
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.
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