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When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment
Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs
A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick
I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim
For a woman to sit on a person's face.
I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.
Stupid crack baby bitch on the bus that should probably just go to hell because everyone would be better off if they died
Hey look its queen muff muncher.
To live life to the fullest and bury your face in a vagina for the day.
On his birthday the only thing George wished for was to moff the muff.
When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.
Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.
Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.
For Example,
Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?
meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.