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A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.
Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!
When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.
Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.
Oversized t-shirts that people who eat lay's chips tend to wear.
-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.
A shirt you probably shouldn’t wear because the smell (body odor) won’t come out no matter how many times you wash it.
Throw away your broke shirt.
A shirt designed to hug individuals in distress. Often, associated with individuals crying and needing to be comforted.
I apologize you failed your test, if you cry I’ll wear my best hugging shirt.
Madame Jade's Spa is running a special on their Giuliani Shirt Tucks.
Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!