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I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time
Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time
While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.
Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs
“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”
“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”
when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.
You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.
When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.
"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"
"Adds some spider fun!"