A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.
Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"
Damn firehouse squirrels.
C15 totally squirreled that call.
Get out of our district you damn squirrels.
I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!
a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"
girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.
Doubletake Whiplash worthy
Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"
"Oh just the squirrels"
"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!
Person: Y u so mad
Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.
Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel, SquirrelSquirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel Squirrel!!!!! Squirrel SquirrelySquirrelSquirrel, Squirrel?
SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.
Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.