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gorilla tongue

1)The appendage a gorilla uses to catch taradactle eggs and lemmings. It is excessivly large, sometimes up to 15 to 20 feet long, also very slimy. Commonly found in the rare cliff dwelling, red assed, sombrero wearing, Dirkka gorilla; who immigrate illeagly from Iraq to Canada.

2) An abnormally large tongue.

a)He used his gorilla tongue to lick an unclean woman from very far off.

by brothelface October 13, 2011


coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello February 11, 2011


Chattanoogan Tongue Twister

A Chattanoogan Tongue Twister is a intricate sexual phenomenon in which a female of human decent will give oral sex to the inside of a males penis.

“Dude, Tabitha gave me the most gnarly

Chattanoogan Tongue Twister last night. My insides are still bleeding!”

by Boosapoomb December 5, 2024


pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks

Zack has a pussy tongue.

by Pussy tongue November 28, 2017


Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022


below tongue

Your lady flaps

My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx

by MH-mama April 27, 2018


in my tongue

An individual definition of a word.

Well in my tongue "Daddy" is a hot old guy.

by RanHacker September 16, 2017