Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.

Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)

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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

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uncle son

The offspring of a sister and brother. Defines the blood relationship between the father and son. The father is both his uncle and father. Uncle comes first because no family in the right mind would tell the boy his mother's brother is his father. They would introduce the father as his uncle.

Uncle son was treated like a stepchild by both his parents.

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Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

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Dead Uncle

Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.

Argh I cant get it up!

*brick falls on penis*

OH shiz! my dead uncle!

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Pseudo-Uncle

A Pseudo-Uncle is a non related person you would give the name uncle.

Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?

Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?

Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.

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Slippery Uncle

When a random nearby object is lubed up and shoved up the anus.

1: Did you hear about johnny?
2: Nah, what about johnny?
1: He was at jens house and jens big brother gave him a slippery uncle!!
2: Ahhh No way!!! do you know what was used?
1: hmm... since theyre remodeling there house it was either a 2x4 or a piece of tile.... maybe a drill... im not sure.

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