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cheese nail

One fingernail left to grow longer than the other nine, used solely to scrape melted cheese off of food wrappers.

Andrew: "Eating before smoking: your logic is moderately flawed at best."
Trevor: "I'm just eating the cheese off the wrapper... I keep one fingernail just for this."
Justin: "The ol' cheese nail, huh."

by The Maksic November 13, 2006


Mr cheese

AMONG US PLAYER WITH A SPEECH INPEDIMENT

MY NAME MR CHEESE

by Care of cream December 01, 2020


Cheese grate

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.

Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate

by SWED420 September 27, 2009


bra cheese

A foul smelly, smegma-like excretion found under a womans breasts, between her boobs and her rib cage. Generally caused by sweat build-up through excessive bra wearing and a sad lack of personal hygiene.

John, "My wife wanted me to lick her bra cheese last night."
Billy, "Mate, that's fucken foul. Did you do it?"
John, "Too right mate, after she'd sucked all the smeg off my knob."

by Someone from NZ December 16, 2006


cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 20, 2003


Butt Cheese

Cheesy smell of Butt- likely caused by gas moisture. Typcial in summer, after hard physical labour or from generally bad hygiene... in summer. Smell Is strong and easily transferable (onto finger and underwear and through underwear onto trouser). Related to 'Honey Butt'

I need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese.

by nick packer September 27, 2007


under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 24, 2006