cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

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Cheese on Toast

An absolute delicacy in the queen fandom

Imma go eat some cheese on toast in honor of disco deaky .

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Mr cheese

AMONG US PLAYER WITH A SPEECH INPEDIMENT

MY NAME MR CHEESE

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Cheese grate

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.

Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate

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bra cheese

A foul smelly, smegma-like excretion found under a womans breasts, between her boobs and her rib cage. Generally caused by sweat build-up through excessive bra wearing and a sad lack of personal hygiene.

John, "My wife wanted me to lick her bra cheese last night."
Billy, "Mate, that's fucken foul. Did you do it?"
John, "Too right mate, after she'd sucked all the smeg off my knob."

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cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

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Butt Cheese

Cheesy smell of Butt- likely caused by gas moisture. Typcial in summer, after hard physical labour or from generally bad hygiene... in summer. Smell Is strong and easily transferable (onto finger and underwear and through underwear onto trouser). Related to 'Honey Butt'

I need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese.

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