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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
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When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.
Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick
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An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
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When a guy does too many dabs and exceeds his comfortable level of high causing difficulties keeping an erection to perform sexual activity.
Sally: "We did dabs and watched Bob's Burgers last night, but when I tried sucking his dick it was soft as shit?"
Amanda: "Aw, he had dab dick. Poor little guy."
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While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.
But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.
Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!
-Francis shoots Bill down-
Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!
-both laughs-
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(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
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