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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."
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When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.
Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick
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Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
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While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.
But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.
Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!
-Francis shoots Bill down-
Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!
-both laughs-
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(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
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An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
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