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Pornography involving the insertion of live wriggling eels into sexual orifices. Primarily enjoyed by perverts, sexual deviants, eelophiles, and aquatic pet store employees.
Hank: "Dude, I was going through some of my dad's videos last night, and I found a bunch of eel porn!"
George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
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Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.
I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.
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Media produced showing the act of sexual gratification involving fecal matter. Basically it is any form of porno that shows fecal matter being transfered from one partner to another in order to accomplish sexual relief/ gratification.
man I really wanked it hard to that skat porn.
that skat porn was super.
give me back my skat porn mag.
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Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.
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Pictures, videos or stories of exotic, exclusive, vintage, expensive, special, unique or just weird musical instruments or other equipment (=gear), most often old modular analog synthesizers, that musically oriented people, not necessary musicians, drool over regardless if they can actually play the damn thing or not.
Mr.A: I check out Matrixsynth regularly for all my gear porn needs. Do I look like I'm married?
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just looking up porn with your nintendo wii console
why use my computer if I got wii-porn!
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The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.
"My bloke was happy last night, The Bourne Ultimatum was on Sky so he got a fix of Bourne Porn."
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