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Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country
"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".
When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.
Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.
Coined in Nova Scotia but possible in other areas of Eastern Canada the “Nova Scotia Hat Trick” is defined as the following:
-Harvesting of a Bull Moose.
-Landing an Atlantic Salmon on a fly rod.
-Landing a Blue Fin Tuna.
This is typically completed within a maximum of a one month period to be recognized, although some participants of the challenge have completed it in as little as 4 days.
*Some refer to this accomplishment as the “Maccuspic Hat Trick” named after a NS resident who founded the challenge*
Hey boss can I fill out a time off request?
Why do you need time off?
Well the leaves are starting to turn and fall is in the air I am going to try my hand at the Nova Scotia Hat trick!
Hey man why have you been living out of your truck all of September/October?
I have been trying to complete the Nova Scotia Hat Trick!!
Wow good luck, that’s quite an accomplishment!
A vodka trick shot is when a scantily dressed and decenlty drunken girl climbs up onto the pool table to make a long shot, then side swipes the cue ball into the corner pocket, competely avoiding any other target on the table and still manages to leave all her male companions whole-heartedly impressed.
*cue ball is sunk*
Drunken Girl: **woops,...i..think......I...mesthed...that..up.....heheheHEHEHhehehHEHEHHEHHheehehHEHEHehehehehehheh!!!!!!!@
Guy: Wow, how'd you get your boobies to manover the cue like that?
Immune friend: *sighs* Quite the Vodka Trick Shot!
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The papaya trick 2 can and is in most cases used as a retaliation to the papaya trick. The person on the losing end of the papaya trick, will in most cases attempt to do the papaya trick 2. This trick loses it's potency if too much time is allowed to pass. Ideally the papaya trick 2 is performed immediately after the papaya trick, so if you have just sucessfully executed a papaya trick it is important that you keep in mind that you are not yet in the clear and keep your eyes open for any signs of the following:
Your friend who just got conked on the head offers to take the papaya off your hands.
Your friend with papaya now in hand offers to show you a trick of his/her own.
Your friend asks you to close you eyes.
If you fail to recognise any of these warning signs, it is still not too late. You only need to remember one thing, when you find yourself the victim of the papaya trick 2: CLENCH
Your friend will now try to shove the papaya up your rectum. If you have failed to divert the proceeding of the papaya trick 2 at this point, now, the papaya's going in, whether you like it or not. You must now remember to UNCLENCH, or you will begin to feel an increasing amount of discomfort. You must now try to relax you anus and allow the papaya to gently slide in.
If you failed to twart the papaya trick 2 you must then admit that you have been bested and convey a show good sportsmanship for at that point you have sadly been outwitted at your own game.
Hmm, I didn't really like that papaya trick, but I have a better one, close you eyes, turn around, hahaha, I call it papaya trick 2. Now you see it now you don't. Ahahahaha!
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A situation where you hang out with the same person on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This does not apply to a significant other.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "But we already hung out on Friday and Saturday"
Person 1: "Might as well go for the Weekend Hat Trick"
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