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Meaning "we're screwed" or "fucked up" in a extremely bad, terrible way
"Guess who won the election?"
"Omg who?"
"Donald Trump"
"Oh shit man, we're trumped up, we trumped up real bad"
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Bad with women. Bad with cars. Can't build engines, and blames it on part suppliers. Trumps likes to talk alot of shit about how he is most awesome. He caused enough shit to get himself banned from his own message board AND Corner-Carvers!
All hail Trumps!
Trumps is such a great mechanic. He hasnt driven Kermit in years! But it will be put back together good enough to sell. ROFFFEL!!!!!1!!11/
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Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands
Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.
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a man with shit fake tan with dead straw hair and can't rule a country for absolute shit
"wtf is that creature"
"it's called trump"
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In Christian eschatology, the great tribulation is a period mentioned by Jesus as a sign that would occur in the time of the end.
The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for President Donald Trump.
Manning initially supported Trump - even meeting with him at Trump Tower and declaring that “Jesus would endorse Donald Trump” - but felt compelled to withdraw his support after Trump expressed support for the LGBTQ community following the 2016 terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida.
Tribulation Trump succeeded the Long-Legged Mack Daddy as president of the United States.
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Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"
Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?
Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥
Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
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