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The only dictionary that requires its entries to contain misspellings.
"2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root."
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When Urban Dictionary does not publish a perfectly good definition because they are idiots.
Dude : "Posted the definition for Cunts Game last night on Urban Dictionary, got rejected."
Dude 2 : "Yeh that's because Urban Dicktionary is full of shit, unfunny and irrelevant definitions. Gutted."
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A speical group of people, see no fear
Thoses Urban Motocrosser's go to far, I dont know how they do it.
One handed superman over the kicker, said enough
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Any old or uncool person who memorizes as may words as he/she can, hoping someone will think that person is cool, but its to far a stretch and it doesn't work.
God, he only says "badonkandonk" about 6 times an hour. He's such an Urban dickasaurus.
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Checking out the defs on Urban Dictionary.com
DAD WALKS IN THE DOOR AND SEES LUCY AT THE KITCHEN TABLE DOING HER HOMEWORK...
DAD: Hey, sweetie, where's your Mom?
LUCY: She's urban dictastin'.
DAD: Oh my god, has she become a Coke addict or something?
LUCY: No, she's still into Pepsi like the rest of us.
DAD: Well, where EXACTLY is she?
LUCY: Like I said, she's on the computer doing some urban dictastin'!
DAD: You mean she's starring in internet porn?
MOM: Hi Honey.
DAD: What's that on your lip?
MOM: (wipes her lip and looks at it) Oh, that's vanilla yogurt, why?
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a fresh taste of style. one who dresses the urban way and clashes the prep style perfectly.
Check out that kid. He's rocking skinny jeans wit a polo and a cardigan. Hes a straight up urban prep.
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A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.
*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"
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