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worst cigarettes ever for me,,
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack
yo u wanna drink piss?
nah, i'd rather smoke camel turkish golds!
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The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.
The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.
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A female who consistently uses males for simple necessities such as food and in return exchanges sex.
I bought that hoe a cheeseburger and that gold digging lock lizard let me hit that!
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Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...
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Derived from the Scarling. song "H/C." Explicitly a description of Marilyn Manson. As such, the insult can act as a direct cut/insult on masculinty or gender roles in general. In abstraction, acts as an inversion of the traditional insult, utilized to attack males OR as a modification of said insult, brought for shock value and/or castration of the initial insult's efficacy. It can also act as an explicative.
Female: "Him? Don't bother, he's a total Gold Plated Stunning Cunt"
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Male: "Cunt."
Female, in response: "That's Gold Plated Stunning Cunt, to you"
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When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.
That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze
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A white trash gold digger, impressed by relatively small amounts of money, or items associated with low socio-economic status.
She's such a black hills gold digger, she's just after his disability check.
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