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When someone is being a simp for a while
Simp mode isn’t any regular type of simp, it’s when they adore you a LOT. Like a LOT a LOT.
Crush: Hey Y/N Simp mode
You:😳
(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.
"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."
The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.
That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!
'Like simping' is the action of simping by liking all of one's posts
Why are you like simping your ex?
An Alien SIMP is a person who is attracted to aliens. They are attracted to such a degree, that they would do anything for them. The term is a combination between Alien (The person being simped for) and a Simp (look it up)
Person 1: Gosh I love aliens
Person 2: Ikr, my friend is an Alien SIMP
A contract written to protect people from falling into the bottomless hole of simpery. The contract includes ten injunctions. These are as such:
I. Thou shalt not spend money on the object of simpery.
II. Thou shalt not ship the object of simpery with thine self.
III. Thou shalt not lay thine eyes on fanfictions or shippy fanart.
IV. Thou shalt not browse pictures of the object of simpery for more than ten minutes a day.
V. Thou shalt not watch more than thirty minutes of videos of the object of simpery a day.
VI. Thou shalt not gush about the object of simping on thy social media.
VII. Thou shalt not show any emotion towards the object of simping.
VIII. Thou shalt not say cheesy, cringey, corny, or crusty things about the members.
IX. Thou shalt not have more than ten pictures of the object of simpery at a time. Thou shalt also not have a single shirtless or sexy picture of them.
X. Thou shalt not become an egg--smooth-brained, hairless, and lacking of common sense.
Each injunction comes with a respective punishment.
Mike: "Dude, I signed the simp contract yesterday and I've never felt so protected in my life! It's like a form of insurance so I won't fall into the shame of simping ever again."
Jimmy: "It's too late for me, man. I already broke three of the rules and now I'm going to get punished for being a simp."
Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.
-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—
When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone