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A person who has given up there dreams for a realistic life in the working middle class to provide for his/her family.
My artwork got me no where, the bills pilled up so i was forced to get a job at the post office. Now i guess i'm a working class hero, for what ever thats worth.
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When one masturbates right before he leaves for work.
"Oh man I cant focus. I need to pull a jerk n work today."
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The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
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physical activities, especially job-related, that are deemed "beneath" one's own personal view of themselves and their own perceived worth, from the belief that "beautiful girls" have laid-back, easy jobs while "ugly girls" do the manual labor, grueling jobs.
"why don't you pick up a broom and help sweep around this place?"
"excuse me? i don't think so! that's ugly girl work there!"
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useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.
Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.
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to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.
"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"
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A high-quality and professional audio production service, specialising in music production, mixing, mastering, and sound design. Known for its attention to detail and ability to produce top-notch, radio-ready audio tracks. Named after the founder and audio engineer behind the service, Boris.
"I'm really impressed with Boris Audio Works. I've never heard my music sound so good before."