Pulled that right out of your ass

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.

Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.

talking out the side of ya neck

talking crazy-shit

nigga you talking out the side of ya neck

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kiss the crap out of your gf

Kiss her every time u see her even if u get in trouble. DO IT ANYWAYS!! WHO CARES

Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her

Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf

beat the fuck out of sean day

on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."

"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."

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Ask out your Crush<3

Don’t be a chicken and ask out your crush take a chance.

Ask out your crush<3
Text them “do you wanna date?” see what there gonna say

My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method

A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.

"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."