out of your cotton-picking mind

to say someone is crazy, a fool

When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

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Ask out ur crush day

On December 19 it’s ask out ur crush day.

Friend: Hey dude it’s ask out ur crush day!

You: ...sh!t

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take a crap out of your mouth

verb
Meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally.

Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.

Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!

Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.

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stand out like a fake tit

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb

That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.

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It's for me to know and you to find out

Mind your own fucking business.

You:Heeey , who did you talk to last night?
Hot Girl:It's for me to know and you to find out

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Get out my way pimping

A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.

Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.

Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..

Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..

Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool

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smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

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