Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

That nigga had a dr-e-e-e-am

Shout out Martin Luther K-i-i-ing

MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING

It's a CAPITAL 0NE offense insurance policy.

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Listen ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDIPHILE BUDDAH ALAN I WALDMAN as even if it is another partner you have MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING from the HUMAN B0WEL to keep doing everyday and they know lately you slacked off from doing it.

For like chewing gum as a nice cold piece of SHIT that is MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING as it's pizza day ALL YOU CAN EAT as cram that in your FUCKING INTESTINES and do us a FAVOR go to bed early tonight ANAL ALAN and make up your missed MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING responsibilities for major egotizing.

bro-ing

The act of striking out. Bro's need to outnumber the chicks at least 4-1. Beers, bud, and boobs are always being discussed or viewed.

Dude, I bro-ed so hard this weekend. We did 6 strikeouts in 2 days and my mind is blown! Bro-ing out is basically the best thing ever.

Bellardi-ing

The act of doing homosexual acts in a men's airport bathroom

Didn't that politician get in trouble for bellardi-ing?

lala(ing)

When you do something really dumb like getting your head stuck in the fridge

Oh you got your head stuck in the fridge? I guess you're lala(ing) it

Fractional Ass-ing

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.