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1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.
2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.
Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.
Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.
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Jack Wild
Born: 30 September 1952
Birthplace: Manchester, England
Died: 1 March 2006 (cancer)
Best Known As: Jimmie on H.R. Pufnstuf
Jack Wild was still a teenager when he was nominated for an Academy Award for playing the Artful Dodger in the 1968 film of the Charles Dickens tale Oliver. Wild went on to star in the oddly fantastical Saturday-morning series H.R. Pufnstuf and the movie Pufnstuf (1970, with Mama Cass Elliot). Wild lost many years of his later career to alcoholism, but he sobered up and returned to acting in the 1990s. In 2002 he had his larynx (voice box) and tongue surgically removed after being diagnosed with cancer of the mouth; the operation left him unable to speak.
Wild had a small role as one of Robin Hood's merry men in the 1991 Kevin Costner movie Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves... H.R. Pufnstuf was created by Sid and Marty Krofft, who also produced the Saturday-morning shows Land of the Lost and Lidsville... In a 2005 interview with the BBC, Wild said his cancer was caused by his previous habits: "What I learned very quickly was that my lifestyle had made me a walking time bomb. I was a heavy smoker and an even heavier drinker and apparently together they are a deadly mixture."
Rest In Peace Jack Wild
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a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.
Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?
Jack
Teacher: Last name?
Mehoff
Teacher: That's a very unique name.
*30 minutes later*
Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!
*Class starts laughing*
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Jack Douglass is a youtube celebrity who goes by the username of jacksfilms, though he prefers to be called John, so call him John whenever you can. Also, he loves light switches and forehead reduction surgeries, so make sure to mention those things to him whenever you can in the comments section of his videos.
me talking to Jack Douglass
Hey John, how's the Kickstarter for the forehead reduction surgery going? I donate five light switches.
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Half assed or unprofessional. Not authorised or done while drunk. Someone who does a jack-leg job is called a jack
Look at that jack-leg job he did fixing the washing machine. The pipes aren't even screwed in all the way.
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atcually, none of the songs on "everything in Transit" are about andy's struggle with lukemia. he finished all of the songs before he was even diagnosed. on the upcoming album, "the glass passsenger", (coming out april 22, 2008!) there will be a few songs about lukemia.
jack's mannequin is an amazing band with immense talent and heart
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