why did she leave me

because u really bad in Minecraft

why did she leave me is what u said typing this or your are really wondering then type 12os98

She is built like a brick shithouse

A chick with a body of large titties good ass and not fat and well defined body

Damn she is built like a brick shithouse

31👍 12👎

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

12👍 2👎

She smacked on my nut sack

MAle genetalie that has been toyed around wiht a female lifeform.

OH man dude she done smacked on my nut sack.

25👍 7👎

She's gonna be walking funny in the morning

When a girl gets screwed so hard that in the morning after she can not walk properly and has to waddle about like an idiot

man i fucked her so hard she's gonna be walking funny in the morning

43👍 14👎

she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

17👍 4👎

she has been passed around

See pass around. Women that have been passed from one man to another man(usually a buddy or friend) in serial usually as a sex toy, but sometimes as a mistress.

The man doing the passing assures the next man in the chain that the woman has desirable characteristics like she puts out, is disease free, and is discrete and do not kiss and tell, and can be trusted for anything from a fling to a longer term sexual relationship up to and include being a mistress.

She has been passed around the football team since she was in Grade 9, and from there, she was passed around the basketball team and then the soccer team. The best part about her is she will 'pull a train' for the entire team.

46👍 17👎