poo chunk

A chunk of poo emanating from ones anus... perhaps.

Doug eats pieces of poo chunk for breakfast. Because he's fat.

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poo crew

the B-team; a group of low-skilled workers to which menial work is given

I'm way too busy to be filing papers. Give it to the poo crew.

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poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

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poo slave

a person who is enslaved to repeat the phrase: "sitting on the toilet" while in the bathroom with the slave owner while he/she defecates, then has to say "now FLUSH" and flush the toilet when the slave owner is done defecating.

Hey poo slave! I need you. I'm about to take a dump!

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poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.

Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.

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poo catchers

1. Pants or shorts that are worn down low in "Gangsta" Fashion, sometimes exposing the underwear.

2. Pants worn low to catch the poo that falls out of retard "gangstas" ass.

Shit man, first you start tipping your cap to the side, and now you're wearing POO CATCHERS? Sorry bra, but I cant be seen with you.

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Poo grate

An expression of hatred or a way to get revenge.

The protagonist defecates onto a piece of plastic wrap, wraps it, and places it in the freezer. Once it is fully frozen, he/she takes it, along with a sturdy cheese grater, to the (temporarily vacated) home, car or office of the enemy, and proceeds to grate the frozen shit all throughout the interior.

It is most effective when the gratings are deposited into all nooks and crannies, down the back of couches, inside drawers, etc etc.

A nice finishing touch is to then leave the heating on.

That fucktard never paid me back my $10, so last night, I poo grated his entire house.

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