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Mi Lo Fu

aka 布袋 Budai / 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi-Lo Fwo

Mi-Lo Fwo, (laughing buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.

I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi Lo Fu

by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023


Los Banos

A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.

I am leaving San Jose to move to Los Banos. My life is over.

by Mike F. July 10, 2022


Ce lo dean

A white fatter version of ce lo green who couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque

Oh my god ce lo dean has fucked the job up again!

by J.planer June 5, 2021


أنت تمتلك orgulho de يا سيدي، adorá-Lo

Giving something your 100 Percent effort without wanting something in return.

I tried to أنت تمتلك orgulho de يا سيدي، adorá-Lo Joon but, this is all ive got —هوكينز ويلي

by هوكينز ويلي October 14, 2023


Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.

L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?

by Boxcar Bob February 17, 2014


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you bored, and doing borings to no be bored anymore

Person: Hmm, I've tried every version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, what if I tried qaswzxcderfgtvbnhyujkim,.lo

by stopbeingnosy May 14, 2023


LO Backlog

Future LO events that Will hasn't planned yet.

In the 27th: Hey LT, look we reduced our LO backlog by prioritizing LO maintenance on 4th shift.

In the 94th: We have a large LO backlog because we got rid of 4th shift.

by Mx boi May 19, 2023