German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.

Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!

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U WOT M8?

''text'' speak for ''you what, mate?''; which is stereotypically used around the UK (specifically Newcastle and Liverpool). This phrase is usually used within Dolan comics, for its grammatical inaccuracy and confrontational tone

Dolan: U WOT M8?

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Fuck is u sayin

A word said when u realy dont care about what they said.

jen ask "tom will he go out with her" and he says "fuck is u sayin bitch ."

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hu du u fink u r?

a 'hu du fink u r?' situation mostly starts with the dick head in school who thinks im well cool everyone likes me but everyone secretley thinks they're annoying shits. so they're all getting up in ya junk, coming in ya face, squaring up to you
and being a general faggot so your getting angry and then this happens ....

Guy situation-
Faggot: man i woz bangin' ur burd last night she woz screamin' ma name so bad
You: well you blaitently weren't so stop chatting crap
Faggot: man if she's pregz its by me, you jellz?
You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *shitz pants*

Girl situation

Faggot: I could make u so wet that you'd ave to change ya pantiez

You: yeah in your dreams dick'ed
Faggot: I'll meet ya round the bike sheds and we can *mimics hip thrusting*

You: HU DU U FINK U R?
Faggot: *faints*

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a=(v-u)/t

The formula for finding acceleration of a moving object. Also the cause of students failing physics.

Teacher: Do you know the acceleration formula?
Student: a=(v-u)/t
Teacher: Good.

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u had flat

the phrase given to someone playing poker who holds a strong hand, but inevitably due to under-representing their hand, end up losing.

oipav... its typical that u had flat and middled yourself

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u r fat

Singularly the best insult committed to text message

Hi Michelle, this is emmett, haven't seen you in a while. Can we come round yours for drinks later? u r fat

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