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When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.
I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.
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Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.
some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.
you: SOooo
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The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
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Person one:"did you see that?"
Person two:"yeah, she totally fell for you."
Person one:"what can I say? I'm a rizzly bear"
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I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.
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A big boralic black bear that takes fat glizzy rips
Yo watch out for the glizzy bear he’s on the prowl tonight
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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